gold the fuck out

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Source: subwaytoken, via condom)

— 4 hours ago with 36333 notes

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 202772 notes

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 713405 notes